Waitress: Good evening. Welcome to our Unique restaurant. Have you looked at the menu?
Man: Yes. Excuse me. But this is my first time here, and I notice that the menu hasn’t the prices on it.
Waitress: Well sir, this is a secret of the restaurant.We are sure people who come here will be able to afford anything on our menu.
Woman: Is there a problem honey?
Man: Oh no my dear. Not..Not at all..
Waitress: Alright, so are you ready to order or not?
Woman: Of course yes, right, honey?
Man: Eh yes, dear. I would like items number 23.
Waitress:Sir, you know that that is lettuce salad, right?
Man:Not so loud.
Woman: Honey, is something wrong?
Man: I’m on a diet, so why don’t you decide, Pumpkin?
Woman: Alright, I would like some vegetable soup, grilled fish with broccoli, beef stir-fry, spaghetti with meat sauce, and some fresh fruit, and caviar.
Man: Uhm, don’t you think that is enough, Pumpkin?
Woman: Are you telling me you can’t afford it.
Man: Hum.Of course not. Of course not. Anything else?
Woman: Oh, and a cup of fresh orange juice.
Waitress: Well, will that be all?
Man: I’m not sure but I hope so.
Waitress: Excuse me?
Man: I say yes. How much do you think it’s going to be?
Waitress: About five hundred Euro.
Man: Uhm,Pumpkin, I think I’m going to go to the bathroom quickly.